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Remember the game Juggler? Now you can play it on your iPhone!

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If only Chuck Norris juggled!

In the spirit of chucknorrisfacts.com, David Cain started a funny post on the rec.juggling forum with these Chuck Norris juggling facts:

Chuck Norris won the 1983 IJA Numbers Championships Clubs Division by
flashing 3 balls.

Chuck Norris can force bounce 5 cigar boxes.

Chuck Norris attended the first WJF convention dressed as a barefoot
clown and did nothing but poi, using the shrunken heads of two enemies
for the balls. Jason Garfield never said a word.

There are no invalid siteswaps for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris flashed 13 rings. Albert Lucas was hiding under the
bleachers and video taped it. He then digitally replaced Chuck’s head
with his own. This explains why we’ve never seen it publically.

Chuck Norris created a wormhole through time by rubbing a balloon on
his beard. He then traveled back 4,000 years to Egypt and taught the
women he met how to juggle. Chuck invented juggling.

Why did Rastelli die so early? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris accidentally invented 5 club backcrosses. His clubs were
so afraid of him that they naturally went behind him in hopes that
Chuck wouldn’t see them and roundhouse kick them.

Juggling Kung Fu Master – Chuck’s idea

To see the other Chuck Norris juggling facts that people came up with visit rec.juggling.

A recent Associated Press story said this:

President Barack Obama is building a White House staff so loaded with big names and overlapping duties that it could collapse into chaos unless managed with a juggler’s skill.

Maybe Obama should learn to juggle. Not only would it sharpen his brain to keep track of all of his new Czars, but it would also help ease the stress of this wacky economy. He likes to play basketball so he must be fairly coordinated. Somebody get out there and teach Obama how to juggle!